Cost-Cutting Measures for the Family

From the genius of Dem-Queen Pelosi comes the brilliant revelation that society can avoid untold expenses if it only increases its abortion practices.  You see, those awful little things (aka children) become a tremendous drain on our society, what with their ceaseless and costly needs.  Just imagine how great things would be if we stopped the madness, and stopped child-birth!  Why, we'd become the most prosperous nation in the world, like...China!

Wait...whassat?  Fetuses grow up to become voters and tax-payers?  Whoa, then let us not be so hasty here!  Quick, somebody sanction a financial impact study.  We must get to the bottom of whether the burden of children might be outweighed by their future benefits.  Let's get someone from Planned Parenthood and the ACLU on this, right away.  Time is of the essence here!  ...And maybe we can even identify the gene that predetermines a fetus as a Democrat, so we can know which ones to keep.