Square Advice

Performer Sheryl Crow, via her Stop Global Warming College Tour, has handed down a couple choice examples of how we can all help in the fight. According to her deep considerations on the topic, we should all be using just a single square of toilet tissue per visit, except in those extreme instances where two or three squares are demanded. She also advises that we eschew the wasteful paper napkin and adopt her concept of a re-useable dining sleeve with which we're to wipe our messy, consumer-oriented faces.

...So now we can know a devoted Greenie by their doubly-soiled apparel, and aroma. We also know how seriously they are to be taken.